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Jesus is coming. Look Busy.

This is really just a lot of crap. But it's fun!

Here is a list of guys i'm going to marry!

1. Dave Foley (no kids, married for 3 years)

2. Mark Saul (two kids: Archibald Barnabus and Ali Baba, married for five years)

3. Matt Resner (married in Spain, two kids: Nathaniel and Superfly{the twins}, married for 2 years)

4. Tom Ball (three kids: David Banquo, Othello Jim, and Dartagnan Lawrence)

Typical Teenage Shenanigans

1. Bring it on, Bird!
2. A side order of Roger
3. 2 dolla'!
4. ...and throw him out the window (the second story window)
5. Hot Truck Guys!
6. Sarah and Casey: together forever....and a half!
7. Holy Mother of Pearl, yo.
8. Blink-182 IS a boy band.
9. "Nuturing the beans"
10. That's it! We're breaking up!
11. El Camino, El, El Camino
12. 40 workers, farms, houses, don't stop, Thank God I'm a Country Boy, John Denver
13. Bulk Items!
14. Pickles!
15. M-A-R-M-I-E-S....Marmies
16. If you could be any kind of dinosaur...
17. JeepJeepJeepJeepJeep...
18. It's only fun until someone loses an eye... or an arm!
19. I can't feel my legs! I have no legs!!!!!
20. Killer Bees! You forgot about them didn't ya!

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Great Band! Mark and Tom are hot!

Click to hear one of my favorite Spaceball sounds

Yet another Spaceball sound

Still another Spaceball sound

And now, a list of some guys who I think are very hot!

1. Tom Ball! (we're getting married after all)
2. Dave Foley! (if you don't believe me, look at the pic I
I have on this page!)
3. Ethan Embry! (especially in That Thing You Do!)
4. The guy who played Randy in the Scream Movies! (Hottie!)
5. Tom Delonge! (Blink singer. Lots of pics of him!)

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Tom DeLonge (a very hot guy!)

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"People think I got the power cause I got the monkeys. Nope. I've got the power cause I'll let the monkeys loose. They don't understand that."